Month: February 2019

Bloody typical case for Hookland. Child abducted and all his mates can tell us is that they met the ghost of Yuri Gagarin who gave them a Soviet snapshot. Why can‰Ûªt we get a normal case for once? – #DICallaghan https://t.co/ioLeHGo6M9

Bloody typical case for Hookland. Child abducted and all his mates can tell us is that they met the ghost of Yuri Gagarin who gave them a Soviet snapshot. Why can’t we get a normal case for once? – #DICallaghan pic.twitter.com/ioLeHGo6M9

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 1, 2019

@Annewakeling1 @sacosw @thevitalspark01 @TheSacredIsle The Tide Tithe.

The Tide Tithe.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 2, 2019

@grievousangeluk Very much so.

Very much so.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 2, 2019

Many Hooklanders have become so attached to their new legends of alien visitors – such as Lobwood Hill Monster – that it is not unusual to find depictions of them in their summer fetes. – Dr. Michael Benn, 1976 https://t.co/Wh9zD8mTbr

Many Hooklanders have become so attached to their new legends of alien visitors – such as Lobwood Hill Monster – that it is not unusual to find depictions of them in their summer fetes. – Dr. Michael Benn, 1976 pic.twitter.com/Wh9zD8mTbr

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 2, 2019

@TeresaBenison Nothing in Hookland is made up, just remembered differently.

Nothing in Hookland is made up, just remembered differently.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 2, 2019

@LukeTurnerEsq @CoLEppingForest Bloody well-deserved.

Bloody well-deserved.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 2, 2019

@Ghostwoods Eyebrow raised? Eh?

Eyebrow raised? Eh?

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 2, 2019

@TheSacredIsle UFOs yes!

UFOs yes!

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 2, 2019

@TheSacredIsle In many cases, UFO are just Unidentifiable Faery Objects and seeing one will haunt you like a spectre.

In many cases, UFO are just Unidentifiable Faery Objects and seeing one will haunt you like a spectre.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 2, 2019

The Hookland phrase ‰Û÷Gone To Dedwick‰Ûª refers to any situation heading towards inevitable tragedy akin to the decline of the once profitable port due to erosion and inundation by the King-Under-the-Sea. https://t.co/ivsuSWKUhu

The Hookland phrase ‘Gone To Dedwick’ refers to any situation heading towards inevitable tragedy akin to the decline of the once profitable port due to erosion and inundation by the King-Under-the-Sea. pic.twitter.com/ivsuSWKUhu

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) June 1, 2019