Month: February 2020

@AnnaHoworth Merely accurate.

Merely accurate.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) June 1, 2020

@soullessparty I expect any day soon some pisspuffin to lean into the camera after ring and about social distancing and say: I‰Ûªd bang that for a buck.

I expect any day soon some pisspuffin to lean into the camera after ring and about social distancing and say: I’d bang that for a buck.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) June 1, 2020

@Rebecca52731232 A show I have been on and can confirm, has so much of the smell of L. Ron Hubbard, I refused to cash my appearance fee.

A show I have been on and can confirm, has so much of the smell of L. Ron Hubbard, I refused to cash my appearance fee.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) June 2, 2020

@katrinanavickas I will remind you that hippos were regarded by the Ancient Egyptians as an embodiment of evil. To have a hippo as a friend is to invite death.

I will remind you that hippos were regarded by the Ancient Egyptians as an embodiment of evil. To have a hippo as a friend is to invite death.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) June 2, 2020

@katrinanavickas I have been to Walsall, I have dated a girl from Walsall. I have repeated this wisdom in Walsall.

I have been to Walsall, I have dated a girl from Walsall. I have repeated this wisdom in Walsall.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) June 2, 2020

Glass as spirit trap. The temporal reflections of trees long since felled, buildings not yet built, all caught in cobweb and bounce of light. https://t.co/0iGQBIss5M

Glass as spirit trap. The temporal reflections of trees long since felled, buildings not yet built, all caught in cobweb and bounce of light. pic.twitter.com/0iGQBIss5M

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) June 2, 2020

@ladylugosi Hookland maintains to fulfill the need for old horrors as comfort agin new terrors, the beauty the blooms in shadow.

Hookland maintains to fulfill the need for old horrors as comfort agin new terrors, the beauty the blooms in shadow.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) June 2, 2020

@MariaStrutz @olonoff Best news of day!

Best news of day!

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) June 2, 2020

There is a secret landscape enfolding us. It has many paths, many gates into. Some may be opened by knowing the songs of the soil, some demand to be leapt over in an act of faery faith. https://t.co/kS6ALKFaH6

There is a secret landscape enfolding us. It has many paths, many gates into. Some may be opened by knowing the songs of the soil, some demand to be leapt over in an act of faery faith. pic.twitter.com/kS6ALKFaH6

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) June 2, 2020

@call_me_salome And this is surprising? It is all a tangle of bastards and always has been.

And this is surprising? It is all a tangle of bastards and always has been.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) June 2, 2020