Hookland 6/12/20 4:51:20

@SwanRiverPress @ryanliveson @EvilStevieB @lowtheband I was recently offered an ‰Û÷expert‰Ûª position on a ghost show. My reply featured these exact words: There is more chance of you stuffing a pound of butter up a porcupine‰Ûªs arse with a red hot needle than me saying yes.‰Ûª

Hookland 6/12/20 6:39:24

@Hal_Duncan @UrsulaV Milk and bread and rowans might work for the Brownie class, but it isn‰Ûªt going to stop the Winter Court turning up. Giving kids a false sense of safety around faeries is just asking for trouble.