Month: December 2020

@Iheartnoise Kick that woodpile.

Kick that woodpile.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 11, 2020

@WhatMollySaid I think @SharonBlackie and Hookland are wandering the same paths. https://t.co/MmMWOpbZzx

I think @SharonBlackie and Hookland are wandering the same paths. pic.twitter.com/MmMWOpbZzx

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 11, 2020

@Iheartnoise As someone who has written books on conspiracy theories for more than 30 years, I only had to see that fragment to know pisspuffinry was afoot.

As someone who has written books on conspiracy theories for more than 30 years, I only had to see that fragment to know pisspuffinry was afoot.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 11, 2020

@Ghostwoods They mangled me with SCIENCE!

They mangled me with SCIENCE!

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 12, 2020

@flamey__ @MessengerNews_ @johnshuttlewrth If you can believe in Hookland, you can believe in John Shuttleworth’s photography skills!

If you can believe in Hookland, you can believe in John Shuttleworth's photography skills!

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 12, 2020

@wilsonlawrence7 Hookland is a county of subtle measures – Ghosts Per Acre, Shadow-twitch Per Minute – its best scientific minds are more than capable of measuring absence and etheric potential.

Hookland is a county of subtle measures – Ghosts Per Acre, Shadow-twitch Per Minute – its best scientific minds are more than capable of measuring absence and etheric potential.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 12, 2020

Carving of wildman/woodwose on a pew at St. Melen made in the 1930s after a wave of sightings of ‘a hairy man-beast’/’moss man’ in the Cobstone Parish. https://t.co/6iKy40BATJ

Carving of wildman/woodwose on a pew at St. Melen made in the 1930s after a wave of sightings of 'a hairy man-beast'/'moss man' in the Cobstone Parish. pic.twitter.com/6iKy40BATJ

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 12, 2020

@ChrisJosiffe As the saying goes: scratch a Hooklander and they bleed animism.

As the saying goes: scratch a Hooklander and they bleed animism.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 12, 2020

@Kallypants Dr. Hine was a little more sophisticated to that, though he did of course, twiddle knobs and know the joys of a screwdriver.

Dr. Hine was a little more sophisticated to that, though he did of course, twiddle knobs and know the joys of a screwdriver.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 12, 2020

All along the coast of Hookland, children search for tide-polish glass that they call ‘Faery glass’. They collect it to offer those in Elfland for the materials needed for making their windows into this world. https://t.co/hzay9BlUsq

All along the coast of Hookland, children search for tide-polish glass that they call 'Faery glass'. They collect it to offer those in Elfland for the materials needed for making their windows into this world. pic.twitter.com/hzay9BlUsq

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 12, 2020