Month: August 2021

@madeleine_deste I hope it was OK company.

I hope it was OK company.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2021

You are from Yorkshire Nokes, so your won‰Ûªt know this. There are three things you never mess with in this county: Fox Brides; Pale Harvest bonfires and the Hookland Countrywomen‰Ûªs Guild. – #DICallaghsn to Nokes on his first day of being his Sergeant/bagman

You are from Yorkshire Nokes, so your won’t know this. There are three things you never mess with in this county: Fox Brides; Pale Harvest bonfires and the Hookland Countrywomen’s Guild. – #DICallaghsn to Nokes on his first day of being his Sergeant/bagman

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2021

@WolfBaginski I don‰Ûªt wish to pull apart sentences because that is the dullards way, but you may analyse a lot of Callaghan‰Ûªs bon-mots and see that the third in a trinity is often less punchline, more inclusion of known reference point to provide context for the first two elements.

I don’t wish to pull apart sentences because that is the dullards way, but you may analyse a lot of Callaghan’s bon-mots and see that the third in a trinity is often less punchline, more inclusion of known reference point to provide context for the first two elements.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2021

@WolfBaginski Also, the Hookland Countrywomen‰Ûªs Guild and and the WI are by nature profoundly different beasts. The tentacles of Hookland have long reach, but their suckers do not grip as far north as Barnsley (which will probably reassure @IMcMillan).

Also, the Hookland Countrywomen’s Guild and and the WI are by nature profoundly different beasts. The tentacles of Hookland have long reach, but their suckers do not grip as far north as Barnsley (which will probably reassure @IMcMillan).

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2021

@IMcMillan It should be said, the tentacles of Barnsley and surrounds do reach to Hookland. Detective Sergeant Nokes comes from Haigh.

It should be said, the tentacles of Barnsley and surrounds do reach to Hookland. Detective Sergeant Nokes comes from Haigh.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2021

@ewanandsmith Bless your little heart. Emojis. A language us half-blind old folk cannot read as the differences between the yellow blobs are too small to register with us.

Bless your little heart. Emojis. A language us half-blind old folk cannot read as the differences between the yellow blobs are too small to register with us.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2021

@Zingari No Delano Hellblazer, no Hookland.

No Delano Hellblazer, no Hookland.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2021

@madeleine_deste That’s very kind of you to say.

That's very kind of you to say.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2021

@AntipodeanWyrd @madeleine_deste That may be the only time talk of trying to summon the Devil in the toilet with chocolate is called edifying.

That may be the only time talk of trying to summon the Devil in the toilet with chocolate is called edifying.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2021

@Zingari Well Hookland is well below that mark, but thank you. Have you read his brilliant Leepus novels?

Well Hookland is well below that mark, but thank you. Have you read his brilliant Leepus novels?

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2021