Hookland 9/3/21 22:27:35

‰Û÷GHOST PANIC ON COUNCIL ESTATE‰Ûª; ‰Û÷HAUNTED KNIFE STOLEN FROM MUSEUM‰Ûª; ‰Û÷COPS HUNT PEEPING-TOM APEMAN‰Ûª – Her Majesty‰Ûªs press corps trying to put the shits up the great Hookland public once again. – ##DICallaghan reads the local newspapers