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The Harvest Queen – clay carved to form a figurine of lady – is robed in green cloth, given crown of field flowers. Into her hands are pressed a copper trinket in the form of a scythe and a strand of corn. Now her parade begins. Now the rough music and pouring of ale. – #CLNolan

The Harvest Queen – clay carved to form a figurine of lady – is robed in green cloth, given crown of field flowers. Into her hands are pressed a copper trinket in the form of a scythe and a strand of corn. Now her parade begins. Now the rough music and pouring of ale. – #CLNolan

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 11, 2021

@oortobject @Adam_Zed To my mind, one of the best short stories of all time.

To my mind, one of the best short stories of all time.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 10, 2021

@Adam_Zed The Willows. The Upper Berth.

The Willows. The Upper Berth.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 10, 2021

@Richard_Kadrey @casskhaw @sblackmoore @malloryomeara @AdriAnneMS 1) Undertaker‰Ûªs Boy 2) End of the pier fortune teller 3) Fixer for TV news crew in war zone 4) Newspaper editor 5) Spin Doctor

1) Undertaker’s Boy
2) End of the pier fortune teller
3) Fixer for TV news crew in war zone
4) Newspaper editor
5) Spin Doctor

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 10, 2021

Goons wearing balaclavas with a third eye embroidered onto to them? Robbing a post office with a shot-gun and threats to faery curse to post mistresses kids? Aye, I’ll tell the the Guvnor. He wont be best pleased mind. – DS Nokes gets ready to break some bad news to #DICallaghan

Goons wearing balaclavas with a third eye embroidered onto to them? Robbing a post office with a shot-gun and threats to faery curse to post mistresses kids? Aye, I'll tell the the Guvnor. He wont be best pleased mind. – DS Nokes gets ready to break some bad news to #DICallaghan

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 10, 2021

@jwomack Pre-9/11, I used to be a member of the London Troglodyte Club and explore ghost tube stations, accessible bits of Q-Whitehall and in the tradition of my family, the sewers.

Pre-9/11, I used to be a member of the London Troglodyte Club and explore ghost tube stations, accessible bits of Q-Whitehall and in the tradition of my family, the sewers.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 10, 2021

@jac201315 @TexasMonthly @thetexanist Also, the universe works on the principal of enlightened self-interest. Free chips and salsa would always get my custom.

Also, the universe works on the principal of enlightened self-interest. Free chips and salsa would always get my custom.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 10, 2021

@jac201315 @TexasMonthly @thetexanist Well, as an Englishman, all I will say is do you want to be closer to New York?

Well, as an Englishman, all I will say is do you want to be closer to New York?

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 10, 2021

@jac201315 @TexasMonthly @thetexanist Here is the cave-old rule that many have forgotten, when you step over the threshold into another‰Ûªs abode, you bring something to give (often your custom) and you receive some tokens of welcome. Mess with this and you mess with civility and civilisation.

Here is the cave-old rule that many have forgotten, when you step over the threshold into another’s abode, you bring something to give (often your custom) and you receive some tokens of welcome. Mess with this and you mess with civility and civilisation.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 10, 2021

@SQLPi @jac201315 While no Englishman should ever be foolish enough to involve himself in Texan business, any violation of traditional rules of hospitality is always to be frowned upon. These subtle bonds and contracts should not be broken – not only due to manners, but due to their psychic glue.

While no Englishman should ever be foolish enough to involve himself in Texan business, any violation of traditional rules of hospitality is always to be frowned upon. These subtle bonds and contracts should not be broken – not only due to manners, but due to their psychic glue.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 10, 2021